Thursday, May 22, 2008

Poor Mr. Yellow Star

He came into my life about a month ago. At first it was a very distant relationship. I did not play with him very much. I did notice he had a squeaker that eventually would have to dealt with but I decided to bide my time and just see what would happen. I slept with him a couple of times. That was okay, he was certainly no leopard print ball that we won't talk about what happened to either at this time. Then just today, I don't know what happened. I was just lying there and he looked at me funny. I mean he had major attitude. I could have elected to act like I didn't notice it but then what kind of message would that have been sending? So I showed him just who was boss. No longer will he lie there taunting me. He has gone on to plushie toy heaven. He is literally just a shell of his former self. There have been times when I denied that it was me that caused the carnage, but not this time. I stood there, okay lied there in all my glory and allowed Ma and Pa to see what i had been up to. The proud hunter had returned from the forest and he had slain the yellow fuzzy star.

8 comments:

CoCo said...

Hi Bumbler!

Glad to see your new found love for the Yellow Star! Looks like you had showed him who the boss was! All my SOFT stuffies knows that I'm the Queen of the Castle...the tougher ones just stays in tact just to spite me!

Hugs,
CoCo

Bumbler said...

Sometimes toys can be very very spiteful CoCo. I know what you mean.

Jersey said...

Man the trouble I would be in around here! Nice one..lol.

Bumbler said...

Yeah jersey as you can tell most of my stuffies are just shells of their former selves. I just can't help myself!

Cerpts said...

Frankly, I don't know why you were SO tolerant for SO long. I think you showed remarkable restraint and the fault, dear Bumbler, actually DOES lie in our STARS and not OURSELVES.

Yeah. I paraphrased Shakespeare. It was either that or Samantha Fox.

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Dallas said...

Hey Bumbler,

I haven't had a plush toy in about 3 months now, my parents stopped giving them to me because I loved to see what was inside of them!!! I sure to miss making a mess that like...I'm a little jealous! I just started a new blog, come by and visit sometime...

Ms. Henrietta Hudson said...

this is the bestest post in blogging history. i adore the picture, you look so cute and innocent!