Sunday, December 23, 2007

The Monstrosity across the street and bringing the outside in

It all started a few days ago. Ma and Pop brought a tree inside the house. I think they did this before but I don't remember it being on the floor like it is in this picture. That's me checking it out in my sweater. (We did bring one in before but we put in on top of a small table and it was a much smaller tree last year. Better safe than sorry. -Ma)

Now, it's a little bit difficult for me see cause usually when these are outside, I pee on them. I try to hit all of them (Even when it's pouring outside!-Pop) so as to not have any of them left out. I've been growed up for a while now and I don't go pee in the house. But I'm a little conflicted. I've been good so far. I think my need for a neat and clean pee pee free home is more important to me than leaving a message on the tree. Nobody here to get the message but Frodo and I don't think he really cares anyway.

Although he did come out to inspect the tree with me. Ma keeps yelling at him cause he drinks water from the thing the tree is in. He's a weirdo.

As if that wasn't bad enough just yesterday the neighbour lady puts this thing out on her lawn. But guess what, Ma and Pop say I can't pee on it. What gives? It's outside, I'm outside, and that's where I go pee. There's even a tree on that thing, can you see it? Now I'm even more confused. Pop said we wouldn't have to worry about it if he had something called a "Babie Gun" or something like that. Wonder what that does?
Now for the latest so you are up to date on all the weird goings on at Casa de Bumbler. It appears that Ma and Pop decided to put all kinds of things on the tree. Lights and everything! I even tried to help but I'm not good at it. I got all tangled up in these things. Help! More pictures of the tree and of course me, later. It's almost Christmas! Yeah!

Your Puggle Pal Bumbler

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Caught In The Act

It looks like Ma and Pop got a new camera. Better than their old phones that they used to try and take my picture with. However, it does have a downside. Now it looks like I was caught red pawed. But I weren't.

All I was trying to do was tell Pa that someone came in and grabbed my Do-Do and ripped him apart. It's true, see:

He got the stuffing knocked out of him. Oh no! Man Down! Man Down! I'd try to call for backup but with my luck I would only get help from Frodo. Speaking of which, I wonder where he was when this tragedy occurred? I need to investigate and figure out what happened cause I sure didn't do it.


Grrr Cat Brothers!

Frodo, my cat brother got soooo jealous when he saw my title that he made me show him the web site so he could get his title so here it is:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Duke Frodo the Sophisticated of Waterless St Mildred
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Hee Hee! I'm an Emperor, he's just a lowly Duke. I'm gonna start calling him John Wayne!

I'm An Emperor! Who knew?

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Emperor Bumbler the Capricious of Chalmondley St Peasoup
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Our best sides?!?

Let me introduce you to my cat brother Frodo!
Don't we both have really cute butts? I usually keep my tail curled up, but it takes so much concentration to eat that I forget about my tail!
As you can see we share a water bowl. But I have learned that I have to eat my food fast, 'cause Frodo will eat anything I try to save for later. That is so unfair, because his food is behind a gate so I can't get it (yummm cat food is so good!) and he is just to fat and lazy to jump over the gate to get it!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Sunday Football

On Sundays in the fall my folks really like to watch football. Their favorite team is the Philadelphia Eagles.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketUnfortunately, this year they aren't doing very well. Keep hearing Dad mumble first the Phillies and now the Eagles are tearing his heart out?!?! I don't think you can live without a heart can you? But I don't care who wins or loses, all I know is that there are always great snacks around when they are watching the game. And lots of tug-o-war and ball throwing! I love to play rough, and I get plenty of snacks and play on football Sundays! The only drawback is that I have to learn to pace myself because by half-time, I am exhausted and snoring on the sofaPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket so I never know who wins! But I guess that's not a bad thing after all!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Why Nuclear Puggle

So you might be wondering how i got the nickname Nuclear Puggle. When my folks brought me home I was a little 8 week old pup. I weighed just 8 pounds, and I was all ears and paws! On my first visit to the vet, where everyone in the office fell in love with me, he said that he thought I would grow to about 20-25 pounds. Well a little over a year later, when I went for my annual visit I had grown to a whopping 34 pounds! The good Doctor said that though I could stand to lose a couple of pounds, at 17 inches high I was tall enough to support it. Then he said that I must be a Nuclear Puggle! Unfortunately I didn't take his advice and this year at my annual visit I tipped the scales at 39 pounds. So mom and dad put me on a diet, and I am happy to say I am under 34 pounds now. They said they were worried about my knees or some such nonsense! All I know is I want more treats!!! Ummmm treats, Ok gotta go and see if I can do something cute to get a treat!

Monday, October 1, 2007

My first blog!

Wow Mom finally set me up with my own blog! I may be a designer dog, but I don't know anything about all that HTML crap. But now, the whole world can be enchanted with my vivacious outgoing personality! Just a shame I can't give each and everyone of you a wet sloppy kiss which is my favorite thing to do! Oh wait, here comes my cat brother Frodo. Hmmm maybe licking his butt is my favorite? Tough choice don't you agree? OK gotta go, time for a walk. Wet sloppy kisses to all!